Like a bit of cock in your diet? Customers at this restaurant in Beijing have been enjoying penis of all shapes and sizes since November, and by all accounts, business is coming hard and fast.
First-timers are recommendet the "hot pot", which boasts no less than 6 penises, a couple of testicles, and some fruit to garnish. That, my loyal readers, sounds like a huge first experience!
Mr. Liu - the restaurant's best customer - is convinced that the mass consumption of penis will improve his "yang". Apparently, verility, stamina and a healthy diet are utmost on his agender, however personally I think he's there to feel up the weight staff, as well as to fulfill some kind of sadistic fetish.
Surely it hasn't gone unnoticed that the weightress - who mysteriously goes by the name of Ms. Liu - at all of twenty-two, is charged with the foreboding task of serving penis on a plate to this man, who is constantly devouring the vital organs, and coming back for more. Can a woman really love a man who eats that much penis?
"I did find it embarrassing at first," she told the cock hungry man from the Telegraph. "And sometimes the customers take advantage of me by asking rude questions."
I'm gonna let that one go through to the keeper.
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Haha. Brilliant. Cock hungry indeed. Chinese and their silly old superstitions. They still think communis works don't they? Though the cat has changed colours slightly in recent years...
the old adage. Do unto others as you would have done to yourself. I don't reckon i'll be going to this restaurant.
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