A contemptible, legally vilating antipodean product of public education breaking away from the tight iron grip of Melbourne/Brisbane town, I choose to swap my cramped European-style confines for the real deal. Fair dinkum. With the best intentions of extenuating like an Aussie, I’ll fart like one, and re-offend those milling around somewhere cerca the Mediterranean coast; while teaching them English. I enjoy the odd stumble to work, offering my condolences to the less well-informed, grammatical binging, cultural conformity, moral bankruptcy, and I have weekend custody of my underpants drawer.
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Come on Whitey, I know for a fact Seeka could master this software.
I strongly doubt Seeka could master this program.
Oh, you kid!
She learnt a lot from all of us:
Including
A) Catholics are some sort of Christian
b) Dolphins have penises
c) God doesn't exist.
Ok, she didn't really learn the last one, but we tried.
Eh.
Didn't you or I tell her when WW2 was? I don't expect everyone to know, but she was going to be a history teacher.
We tried to teach her that an animal shouldn't be protected because it's 'cute'. Example: koalas should be protected over crocodiles.
I remember she had an assignment on South Africa and she didn't know who Nelson Mandela was....or what apartheid was....
Haha, I remember that. She once wrote an essay and I had to proof read it. I removed the term 'things' numerous times.
E.g. Voltaire, in his long and eventful life, did many things...
Of course, Seeka would never write about a French philosopher.
Kiki didn't know either that dolphins had sex. Although, she was never really the shining beacon of intellect either.
and has a hairy back
Немые бриллианты часто действуют на женский ум сильнее всякого красноречия
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