Good on old Braksy for uprooting Kennett's firm grip on ridiculousness, with the recent proposal to erect a new convention centre - larger, swankier and more expensive than Jeff's Shed.
"This is the biggest plenary hall in the southern hemisphere," he told The Age. Which is exactly what i wager Kennett said roughly 10 years ago.
The $1 billion house of corporate prostitution will hold 3000 more people than its predecessor, will boast a Hilton International Hotel (which can only mean good things for Melbourne's Internet porn industry), and Victoria's tax payers are said to be throwing in more than $300 million. A bargain in anyone's eyes, given Melbournians' limited use of such facilities.
Just think of the after-christmas sales. Those fucking ads will be unstoppable!
Moreover, the high class hookers - of which i am related to one - who reside just across the river in the ever-so-glammorous Flinders Wharf Apartments will have to endure the delights ossociated with construction and sound pollution for the next 2 years.
Suffer in ya jocks ya cunts!
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Gum-suckers get carried away with their wank-fest architecture and public 'art' displays. Fucken aesthetes.
Better to spend the money on subsidising struggling uni students...
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