When making preparations to land an airborne plane, a pilot goes through a series of routine steps designed to ensure the plane, the passengers and the precious cargo of smuggled cocaine arrives to the destination in tact.
The pilot must lower altitude, reduce speed, inform the crew, align the plane with the runway, deploy the landing gear, take instructions from the control tower and in some cases – employ reverse jet thrusters to minimize the risk of skidding off the runway.
Such is an accurate depiction of having a shit at my present address.
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hahaha, I wasn't sure where u were going with this one Whitty.
I don't get the 'employ reverse thrusters' bit though.... ;)
Been having a bit of bathroom problems lately, based on this and the previous post.
What's next? A treatise on how your whacking is going?
How is it going, by the way?
Martini. the old prairy dog action used in a practical sense for re-aiming.
PMA-nus: no whacking mate. i'll spare ya'll the details. and i'm fuckin rockin in spaniodville. heading back to aus in just shy of a month however. and how are you kind sir?
Had me on the edge of the seat.
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