Friday, June 09, 2006

A heads up

A Sydney man with a history of teenaged prankster-like behaviour – i.e. egging cars, flaming dogshit on the doorstep and the like – has gone one up by rocking his parent’s garage roof with his father’s own head.

His mother made the grisly discovery of her husband’s headless body inside their house on a chilly June day in 2004, while the head – which was hacked off with a common kitchen knife - was found in a bag a short time later on the roof.

The man, 27, was under the misapprehension that his family were conspiring to kill him and offer his organs to medical science as a gift.

Evidently, this fellow ain’t got much time for science.

Meanwhile, right wing, gun enthusiast philosopher/blogger John Ray of Brisbane has grabbed the bull by the horns and has used this case to illustrate the need to ban kitchen knives, because they’re just plane dangerous.

I totally agree. In addition, it’s about time we limited the distribution of plastic bags as far too many people are using them to dispense with unwanted body parts, as exemplified by this Sweedish lady killer.

4 comments:

Engels said...

How did you discover John Ray's site? Married four times? Wow.

Whitz said...

In truth, I have no idea who this Johnny Ray is. but i found him on the gunwatch blog sproutinga bout the need to ban knives, cos people kill each other with them.

Anonymous said...

ban knives you say? but, how will i dispose of the bodies.... er... have i said too much?

yeah, okay... so i'm bored at work...

Whitz said...

try plastic bagging them