Be careful

Womens’ atrocities unto men have taken a step too far.

A Sydney court had to endure the tale of this Harlot, 31, of the Northern Beaches yesterday, who got up the duff without old hubby’s knowledge, hid her already cellulite ridden body throughout her mysterious pregnancy with a wardrobe stocked from the racks of Millers, popped the kid out in their bathroom, then stuffed it in a beer carton presumably for safe keeping. The least she could have done was to put it on ice.

My thoughts are with poor old mate throughout all of this. The unsuspecting father – the victim - comes home from a hard days surfing, reaches into the box to withdraw a 6-pack of Tooheys New – dinner – to shelve in the fridge, only to discover a hefty lawyers bill and a body to dispose of.

Shoulda stuck to Ekkie Dry. Smaller Cartons.