CITES

The CITES database – the Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora) is an extensive list onto which rare varieties of animals and plants are placed, to sanction innumerable arseclowns from international trade. Roughly 5000 species of animals and considerably more types of plants are protected by CITES against over-exploitation, whose database includes the Leontopithecus, Saguinus Oedipus, Ailuropoda melanoleuca Ailurus and the Balaenopteridae Humpback whale.

My friend Gough has recently had his sexual prowess added to the list.